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TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'RE DOING BUSINESS WITH A BAD BANK
10. When you make a deposit, tellers high-five each other
9. After you get a free toaster, bank president shows up at
your house begging for toast
8. Your monthly statements are handwritten in crayon
7. When you want to make a withdrawal, clerks suddenly don't
speak English
6. You notice Kato Kaelin sleeping in the vault
5. Your safety deposit box is a Dunkin' Donuts carton wrapped
in tinfoil
4. All cash deposits go directly into teller's pants
3. Lobby is waist-deep in Mexican pesos
2. Toll free customer service line is 1-800-GET HOSED
1. Four words: Bank President Rosa Lopez
Letterman, Tuesday, March 7, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995